Swazi pics, German documentation, and spare chicken parts

The Germans!!! Little Simon, Big Detlef, Liz, Hans, Ruth, and Sylvia (? shoot, I forget).
Happy pre-Easter glass with Sister Luvy. Ooh, Kerry, don't look at the knitting in the foreground. It's umm... for someone else and I don't want you to get jealous. I had the computer out because I recorded lucy talking about growing up in South Africa during Apartheid.
Yup, that's a picture of me, alright!

I feel overwhelmed at the prospect of a full recap so I’ll just narrate some pictures from the trip.

Josh swung by the convent Friday morning so Joe and I said “auf wiedersehen” to the Germans and drove down to Little America to find the others. We did a quick passport check, met Libby’s friend, Theresa, and the five of us loaded into the car and headed out, music a-pumpin’ and sun a-shinin’.
Theresa and Libby making final preparations.
Libby had masterminded this whole trip so had the best attempt at directions available by google maps. As many of you may have found out, google doesn’t make a distinction between paved and dirt roads so, instead of driving a couple hundred kilometers over the rocks, we stopped between lovely farms (above) and made an improvised plan. We stopped once for gas and lunch in a little Afrikaaner town. I’m sure there are bright, articulate, kind, even refined Afrikaaners but they don’t live here. So unfortunately, my view is colored by my first up-close-and-personal view of the shoeless, mulletted, old tank-top wearing, harsh Dutch-German accented, first people who –as a group-- haven’t smiled at me in Africa subset of the population. I think I was also weirded out simply by landing in a town full of white people. What are they doing here? Anyhow, they made a decent sandwich so we sat down on some steps on the Main Street that looked like a wild west movie façade and powered on towards the border with Swazi.
We arrived in Mbabane, the capital, just around dinner time. The guide book had recommended "The Mediterranean" for Indian food and, despite how odd it seems to get Indian food at a restaurant called "The Mediterranean" when in Swaziland, we were all goal-oriented. After bunk directions from many sources we found the restaurant closed.
Jazz Friends bar was pumpin' house music courtesy of a DJ on the second floor so the ladies wowed the locals with their moves. The guy in the Kangol hat in the background was seriously slick.
Wildebeesties! A herd of nocturnal wildebeesties!
We woke up in Sondzela lodge to a view we certainly hadn't been able to appreciate the night before. The little hut to the left housed a German.
Hmmph! I want a banana!

Mary ate banana skins (given to her by the employees) and they went down her neck like a snake eating a mouse: totally visible lumps.
Anyone see an interloper? We paid 30Rand (3 bucks) for breakfast of eggs, toast, nasty Swazi porridge, corn flakes, instant coffee or tea, and bananas. The hot stuff was cooked on a camp fire outside the lodge.
I tried to "act big" when Mary got too close to our breakfast food. At first she ran away but she got increasingly bold and habituated to my empty threats.
Read THIS one too late...
This was my preferred position for driving around Mlilwane.
This is about as much hippo as we saw. Occasionally the ears would emerge. I did not feel, umm... in danger of a sudden charge.

Joe dismounted for his final approach to the zebras.
We saw lots of these cuties.
Stopping to appreciate nature and regain circulation to important parts...
Wassup?!
Joe and a big ol' DLC.
Wildebeesties!
Hello! We were about to start up the big hill and were still feeling good, all excited to have seen hippos and zebras.
Stragglers. It was a lot of hill plus there was a lot to see on the way up.
We emerged at the top of the hill to the aptly named Reilly Hilltop Lodge, a GORGEOUS house built in the 1800s by the white dude who made his private spread into the Mlilwane park. The super fancy Reilly Room with private bath costs $100 a night. Hmm... if it weren't for the plane flight I'd come back frequently.
Mrids was tired after "more exercise than I've had in years".
Mrids, Carrie, Josh, Liz, Kat, Theresa, Aude, Libby at the Hippo Haunt after our bike ride. They don't feed the hippos at 3:00 in the winter, we were disappointed to find out. Nice food and drink, though, with a view of warthogs, crocs, fish, spiders, and nice French people who travel with binoculars.
This lady was hanging out just beyond the railing behind us. The body alone was a little under two inches long. I'm really psyched I didn't see any of these in the Sandzela lodge. I don't do very well with spiders.
Local monster at the Hippo Haunt. I'd guess he was ten feet long but Joe thinks I'm exaggerating.
These guys were running around and napping near the Hippo Haunt, our on-park restaurant. The little one was skittish but the big guy was chill.
This guy hangs from vines.
This guy changes colors.
Mary, the feathered beast, wanted to go white water rafting too. This is her pathetic look. We couldn't take pictures of the rafting but it was hilarious. We took a 15-seater van with three guides on a hour-long ride into the countryside, having a dance party all the way. They had some serious bass for their rock ballads and uplifting hip hop in the van and were endlessly amused by our amusement.

We took a dip in the river once we got there, since we had to wait for a second van of people and then the paddles, which had been forgotten. We were definitely on "Africa time" and finally put in to the river maybe two hours after expected. We were all in great moods though. There was an Irish guy named Owen who had just finished school in Dublin and was travelling around my himself. He seemed nice enough but got paired with Mrids and, since neither of them had done this before, they managed to steer with accuracy worse than random and circled and stalled their way along for the first half an hour. I was with Aude and we were doing just fine so got divvied up to move the group along. Own turned out to be impossibly clueless and unpredictably enthusiastic. He paddled hard in one direction when we were already aimed right, he stopped paddling when we got into rapids which is exactly what they said not to do, he panicked and yelled at me when I shifted my weight to get us off rocks, and he repeatedly said "rock" very quietly after we had already hit them. When he said, "I hope I didn't annoy that Indian girl" I responded, "It's OK. She's resilient." He turned around and, looking baffled, said, "Brazilian? I thought she was Indian." I don't think he ever understood what I meant, despite several attempts. I really had a wonderful time, nonetheless. The river was often calm, surrounded by rocky hills, frequented by drinking cows, laundering women, and naked swimming children who especially congregated to see us through the rapid portions. I had never done this before, though I've paddled canoes and kayaks a fair bit. I felt like, in spite of Owen, I could keep us on track for the most part. On one of the moderately fast rapid sections we ended up perpendicular to the flow and both catapulted out of the raft. The guide had told us to ride the river in "cocktail position" dangling your butt and keeping your feet up and in front of you to fend off from rocks and avoid underwater leg injuries. I yelled to a flailing Owen to do the same and down we floated through a fun little section of rapids. For a couple seconds I felt like I was going under a bit too much, but I hit rocks only gently before swimming to the side and hopping in with Aude and Mrids who, by this time, had totally mastered paddling. Owen, by the skin of his teeth and the instructions of strangers, managed to hoist himself into another raft JUST before we hit a big rapid section. Aude and Mrids and I had a blast navigating/succumbing to the river and making it to the bottom safely. The weather was perfectly hot and the lunch that awaited us at the bottom was totally close to decent. We headed back to the park, showered the river gravel out of our undies, and changed for a lovely dinner out.
Kat and Libby opted for the horse-back safari instead of the rafting. That's Kat with a stranger in the background.
I tried to be cool and rejuvinate my African drumming skills from Dartington music camp. Note the spears and assorted hacking sticks in the background.
A dude making hyena benches at the craft market that housed the Swazi Trails adventure office that hooked us up with rafting and caving.
You're goofy.
Oh yeah? You smell like a cave.
Oh yeah? You fell out of a raft.
Oh yeah? You didn't even paddle.
Oh yeah? You got scared by an ostrich named Mary.
Touche...
Buh-GAW! Cock comb and all.

Yesterday I decided it was high time I tried the chicken heads and feet that women cook on little grills in the hospital driveway. So at lunch time, with my vegetarian friend Carrie turning her face away, I purchased two heads and two feet from the laughing cooks for four Maloti (40 cents). Boy, was it worth it! The skin is yummy chicken skin: no surprise. There isn't much meet on the feet: no surprise. But the brains are explosive: quite a surprise. I kept getting mandible in between my teeth so had to give up. Now I know and will never have to repeat the experiment. In the bottom left of the above pic are the omnipresent cheese puffs. They start their lives stale and get worse.

So, now it's back to the patient care realities of Motebang. I've had three really good days here. I have about six patients in the male medical ward and several of them have really interesting problems.